Saturday, February 28, 2009
Hello people! Mummy's birthday ystd. Went to eat popeye chicken at changi airport. Damn dumb i know but it makes us all happy. Talked cock. Bought a earring for mummy until my bank pok liao. But its okay. Its worth to starve to get her the best =] Happy 52th birthday mummy!! 
Its the long awaited and damn logn 2 months holiday once again!! yay! I think i shud start getting some excercise. But just that each time i meet hk for jogging session, we both just end up at 429 slacking around and pigging out. Damn it la. We both just seem to have low energy lvl. tsk. Maybe i shud pick up sports again. My floorball stick is rotting in one corner. Go for competition again. Like old days. ahhhh. glorious days =]Im out of things to blog as usual. Brains dun werk well in the afternoon. Gonna sleep =]
1:25 PM
Thursday, February 26, 2009
*edits last post*
not fighting anymore =] thigns are settled. Suddenly got mood to blog again!
Omfg la. Went to slack with Hk and Xin an just now. Then started talking about cars. OMFG can? Im like starting to get damn itchy liao like really want a car sia. I dun really give a fuck about expensive or cheap cars la. So long i love my car and my car love me eh sai liao. Wa eh si anything one. Dunno why people get so obsessed with having expensive car or else like very xia suey liddat. I think so long you are happi with ur car eh sai liao. No nid go care about what others think about ur car wad. Coz afterall is u driving it. Tsk.
OMfg can? I like fell in love with this car. One of my frens drive this car den like damn fuckign kawaii can? Fuck those car geeks who will come to my blog and start commenting thigns like " eh, the car &^%& cc nia. Bo kick sia, no turbo shift yada yada yada. My HONDA better la yada yada yada" You know what? Im a car idiot coz i dun worship cars! You love your honda? Den go fucking die on the road with it laaaa. PICTURES =]
Damn bloody kawaii rite? omg omg omg. I see liao i starting to get horny liao sia. tsk tsk tsk. Dun worry people. Im not those kind of car geeks that will start ranting about the specifications of the car and yada yada yada, bla bla bla. Coz i dun like this kind of people. I just enjoy lookign at the beauty of cars. Just like how i enjoy looking at shuai ge's. But difference is i dun get horny looking at guys. Dun be sick la you bastards. Im not gay can?Was jsut surfing thru the web den came across damn lots of funny pictures. share soem! =]
WAHAHAHAH! Couldnt stop laughing when i look at these signs la. Click on the pics to enlarge em yea? =]I kinda dun get people who just spam on other people's tagboard and yada yada yada. Insult insult insult. I mean, get a life? Im sure God didnt create you just for the purpose for spamming other people's blog like keyboard warriors rite? I mean maybe people will start spamming my blog or wad. Im cool with it whatever you insult me. I do ask of a favour if that happens, that none of my friends reply that kind of tag k? These spammers are like sick puppies born with deformed brains wired to spam. I highly think spammers are directly trained under Mas Selamat himself. With the purpose of terrorizing tagboards. tsk.
oh yea. Dunno why people think that guys shouldnt camwhore. I think its a matter of the individual? You can choose not to look at the fotos. And its not like we take unglam fotos of YOU and post it up on the blog to make fun of u rite? tsk.
nites people! =]
Replies to tags : Xavier Ong : omg, almost missed your comment sia. hahaha. I read your blog! You camwhore good too. hahaha! yea. You got a =]. happi hor? hahaha. Cheryl QUEK!!! : omfg, tio spam! hahah. awww, i hate you too la. hahahhaa. WHy she nvr entertain you ah? tsk tsk. My blog funny meh? I think still okay nia. haha. Thanks for tagging...i mean...SPamming ah. =] hahahha. Venus : yea, haha. DUnno why suddenly so active. haha. aiya. haha. i lazy add more stuff eh. hahahhaha. Sorry eh tudi. hehe. Sat? Whose family reunion? haha
Xavier : its okay la. haha. settled le =]
Ming Li : yeap yeap. welcome mei! =]
Nameless : erm. why you say that? haha. Thanks anw =]
XiaoXuan : haha. yea. Im fine la. =] hahaha. thx =]
Venus : oh. yea. Hui ling told me bout it. big family outing uh. hahaha. thanks eh tudi =]
4:32 PM
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
This post should start with a congratulatory note! CONGRATULATION to my sister Joy Wan Pei Pei for getting her driving license this morning!!And i should also thank the Great Lord for crashing my dad's car so that she wouldnt be able to drive it. Thus prolong'ing the Wan's family life for a certain time being. Hallelujah!Yes People! Xavier is right! Who say guys cant camwhore? Screw you all. I, Nathan Wan Zhiwei, like a noble warrior armed with his weapon. I Am a noble CamWhor-ior, armed with great 8 Mega-pixels camera. Yes! The fever has brought me down! But not for long! I stood up once again, with my 8 megapixel camera i regained my throne and started taking fantastic photos of....MYSELF again!! Camwhoring is great people! Pictures today!
YES! Im a camwhoreeee! So what the fuck you people gonna do about it uh uh uh?
Was studying at BM mac just now. Some little ah beng from Gan eng seng(i think) and his gang of little teletubbies walked in. Wah, tell you, the way he walk is sibei guai lan one. Think he damn big fuck liddat. His gang of teletubbies all oso noob shit one. 2 from pri school one den one same school as him. Damn nerd oso. Wah, tell you, fucking bunch of nuisance totally. Talk so loud in the mac den their hp music on so loud. Regan study until halfway look up den asked " Who the fuck playing that kind of fuck music?" Like seriously. Jia Heng and i cant even study anymore la. We both just sat there then kept laughing at those kids la. They talk like they are fucking RAPPING man! Who the fuck they think they are? Little asians EMINEM!? bleahs. Think im gonna sleep. Left with DCNT paper tomoro. fuck fuck fuck fuck. After that maybe gonna meet baby. See if we can get to meet lor. hahahhaaReplies to tags:Ai Jie: huh? Wad below part sia?Ming Li : Aaron Kwok isit? haha. He shuai wad? OKay, i changed your link. hehehehe. Xavier! : yea!! who say guys cant camwhore sia? U rock toooo! hahahha. Link me too yea =]
11:08 PM
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
*Attention* PLease read the words before looking at the pictures. Thank you =]*Im a sad man today!! Following conversation took place today.Me : Neng wei ahhhhhh, lend me ur phone lei.Neng wei : For what fuck?Me : I want camwhore lei...hehe *gives naturally cute and big eye look*Neng wei: What the fuck? Your face so cui. NO need take laMe : Dun fuck hor lim peh tell you! Lim peh tell you my face damn glamorous today can?Neng wei: Cui la ur faceMe : Dun fuck hor. I tell you, my face today damn glamorous. If my face cui means your phone will cui oso coz taking my face lei.Neng Wei : whatever la *Whips out phone*Me: I tell you hor, if my face cui den ur phone confirm will cui de. If your phone cui when i taking foto den i gurantee plus chop buy you back one phone. Swee Swee! Dun play play.*Starts taking foto* And for some fuck shit reason the fucking phone blacked out when i was camwhoring!!!!! AND ON AGAIN IT AUTO SWITCH OFF AGAIN!!! WHAT THE FUCK CAN?? I FUCKING SPOILT HIS FONE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! *gives screaming face___>*
Like wad the fuck can?? Damn suay can? Am i really that ugly?? omfg can?? I give up la. I HEREBY DECLARE IM A FUCKIGN UGLY PERSON!!! NOBODY CAN BE UGLIER THAN ME!! SO i came home to see if im really that ugly! I took a photo and this is what i saw!! THIS IS ME!!! THE NEW UGLY ME!
Im a sad puppy =[oh yeaaa. Was surfing thru web looking at good looking guys photo and i realise Aaron Kwok damn good looking sey.
Damn Shuai rite???!! OMG la. NVM. I damn fucking ugly. cannot compare one. haizOh yea. Heard this song and i really like it sia omg. Here ya guys go =]
Homecoming - Hey MondayNice riteeee? haha. okok. Blog again.P.S : I miss you =[ see ya thurs =]
11:36 PM
Monday, February 23, 2009
I currently am living off paracetamol can? Its a pill for fever and pain. Damn crazy sia. Like a drug sia. If i dun eat i will start feeling feverish and experience body pain. cock la sia. went to study at BM mac today with Reagan, neng wei and jia heng. Cheryl came late. haha. Studied finish MPI den left at around 7pm to find parents. OOOOH! Here comes wad made me happi for the day!So i was walking past the mrt station. Den i noticed this good looking dude den i was telling myself, "eh? Quite shuai lei, i think he waiting for his gf de la confirm!" Den i just continued walking. Den after quite a distance when i was at the entrance of the mall, the same guy tapped me on my shoulder. Turned around and gave the 0.0!! look. Then he was like " erm, im sorry to disturb you. But just now when you walked past me you really caught my attention". No people... He isnt gay. He asked me to be a model in a commercial!!!!!! Said i have the looks and i am suitable for the commercial. WAHAHAHAH! My head damn big now k? Aiya. I know you people must be telling urself wads the big deal rite?? Orchard road got alot of these goons askign people to be model too wad? You jackass think i dunno meh? Not like i nvr been approached before also. This isnt my first time being apporached oso mah. But wad makes me honoured is that the guy was actually waiting for his gf, den he actually chased me for quite a distance just to approach me mah. hahahha. so happi can? means i still got it sia. hahahhahahahahhahaha! Aiya, people must be telling urselfs now " eeeyer, so bhb lei". yalor. Nathan is very bhb de. DUn read lor. wahahahahhahaa!But just dunno why my dad is damn against me being a model. tsk. But either way la. I oso dun wanna be a model. tsk. OMG OMG OMG!! MPI tmr!! 7am must wake up!! ARGHHHHHH!!! EXAM!! ARRGGGHHH!!!No funny stuff today and no pictures. Just plain wordy post. yeap yeap. nitesss!AND I MISS MY GF!! =[
Replies to tags =] :Venus : yeap tudi!! you too =]HuiLING! : wad wad wad? I like see shuai ge cannot ah? jealous si BO? ZT: yes baby! i love u tooo muackz muackz. Ming Li: Mother pic nice hor? hahaha. me and her? U think lei? wahahahha. Venus: yalor. gf sounds so much nicer. wahahha. good tudi! =] =] =]AIJIE: yalor. seriously tio spam by her sia. wahhahaha! aiya. U know ur sister joker mah. wahahahhaha. HULING : wad wad wad? See. Jealous again si bo? hahaha.
10:39 PM
Sunday, February 22, 2009
oh ya. Another thing. People, I would like to state that the word "Stead" sounds so....Lok kok. Yes people, hui ling is my girlfriend. But dun ask me thigns like "She your stead ah?" Stead is kinda off for me actually. Afterall, when i and huiling got together, i didnt ask her "Stead ai mai"??", i asked her "Would you be my girlfriend?". Now girlfriend is a better term to use. Girlfriend is used to symbolise the second girl who is closest to me after my mother. The girl whom i chose to love and choose to let her know thigns about me that people dun know. So that is the term for girlfriend. Stead practically sounds like , "hey girl, im just with you for the kick of it? Stead ai maiii?". So yeah. Sorry if its bullshit to you but thats my style ok?So true eh. They say, when you are young, you think of the future. When you are older, you think of the past. So i Nathan Wan is thinking of my future. Means im youngggg!! And 18 is a farntasticcccccc age okay? Its like the age between youthfuless and adulthood. yay yay! Im in my prime you assholes. A man's prime is at the age of 17 - 25. After that, they practically live for their wife. A woman's prime is at the age of 16 - 30. After that? They practically live for their kids. An animals prime? No prime. They live for nothing.
2:22 PM
I dun get my fever eh. Its oredi the 4th day im having fever. By right i shud have been admitted to the hospital but im still walking around the house finding snacks and watching ben 10. I dun get it eh. I feel like a healthy horse right now, but i took my temperature it was 38.4. Damn nonsense rite? i dun even know whats up with it eh. And my shirt is like fucking wet due to the cold sweat. And i like it. Anw! Went out with baby, hui2 and edmund and 2 of edmund's frens. Watched pink panther. Not bad compared to the first one. Considering it actually made me laugh. The first one was practically nonsense. After that they left for werk. Baby and i walked home. Was a slow walk but i enjoyed it! Got to spend time with her talking nonsense. hor baby? After that went home. Dunno why was breaking out in cold sweat on the bus home. Came home with serious fever again. Ate medicine den rested. sorry but just no mood to update much on anything else. P.S. I miss you. I'll see ya on tues yeah baby =] ilu =]
11:17 AM
Saturday, February 21, 2009
OMFG GAHHHHH!!! IM ADDICTED TO LOOKING AT GOOD LOOKING GUYS!!! @@#)*&@(*^@*&%! IM not gayyyyy! Damn i love friendster. Anyhow add yandao arhhhHSSS!! HUAT ARHHHH!!
10:49 AM
This frequent chest pains, pain when i breath. They scare me. But they do me good dun they? Maybe if i even die young of chest cancer, who have i to blame? I shouldnt have touched those cigarettes at my young age. Maybe its just little symptoms of cancer, what if those major symptoms show up? What would i have achieved in life? Wad have i done in life? He told me if you enjoy life, you live shorter. Life seems long for the ones who suffer. Why? I always wondered. Do people look for perfection? A guy with looks, money, power and character? All in one package with ribbon on top. Is this kind of man that all man aim to be, and woman look for? I searched for such a man and i found none. A man with looks, character and money. None i found. Then i met a woman who loved his husband even though the man had no looks, no money, neither could he walk. But the woman felt like she is the luckiest woman on earth. Why? Isit love?Maybe sometimes what the world needs isnt lesser evil people, maybe what we all need is a little more love. Maybe sometimes its not about eliminating evil people. Maybe sometimes its about loving them. Its easy to kill an evil man, but its more difficult to love one.
1:55 AM
Friday, February 20, 2009
hello people. Went to sch ystd to meet neng wei and sq for final year project submission. After that went to baby's house. Dunno why only when i was on the train then i realise i had fever. Reached baby's house. Fever started at around 4 plus. Felt damn cold despite the hot weather. Decided to cab home. Slept only to wake up with even higher temperature. Fever went up to 39.1 degrees. Felt like a total drug addict. Shivering on my bed even though i was totally covered up. My sis being the joker she is, made fun of me. And covered me up in layers after layers of stuff. First i wore a jacket, den one layer blanket, den another layer of blanket and pillows. And ended up with this nonsense. Asked her to take a foto. Ended up with this.
Damn nonsense rite? DUnno why even though i was sick like mad still joke and fool around sia. hahaha. But okay la. Couldnt sleep coz i kept wanting to vomit. Vomitted total of three times. At the last time felt damn shiok. Like damn light. Den got up and watched ben 10. I felt damn fine but dunno why my temperature now is still 37.2. I feel like a healthy horse but still got fever. damn weird rite? tsk.Was just surfing thru some friendster profiles den realise malaysian guys are damn good lookign sey. But i freaking dunno why they all onli have this kind of pose.
Wad the hell is wrong man??!! I got all these fotos from one guy and all his featured friends have this kind of pose. omg can? Can we get some creative poses? You know? Something nice?? My mum does it better than these dudes man.
ahhh. bleahs. We all cant be photogenic now can we?Anw's, Zenn never fails to send me stupid e mails filled with stupid stuff. She sent me one again today. So decided to upload yea? Enjoy people =]
Off to buy lunch people! byeeee =]
2:26 PM
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Its a long and pek chek day. Wun blog about it coz Aijie tld me not to. Camwhored quite a bit today. Later then post pic =]Many people are saying im gay coz of the yandao video i previously posted. Now lets make things clear. I have a girlfriend and we all know my gf is a SHE. And im not gay. Its just that i already lost all my interest in looking at pretty girls. Its all just too fake le. So i think looking at guys are so much better. As in good lookigng uys. But im not gay okay? Its just like how my baby likes looking at chio bu's more. hahah. And i on the other hand prefer good looking guys =]Zenn sent me an e mail about valentines poetry and i tot its realli nice. But its not talking about baby okay? So baby! Read for fun onli okay? Just for laughs la hor?1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
Empty and so is your head.
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING!!!
okay! camwhore pics. HOHOHOHOHO! AGAIN!!
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Talking to neng wei nvr fails to make me laugh sia. Mitchell Davis. says:yaSienQuan says:wad thing?SienQuan says:nid 1 person submit can liaoMitchell Davis. says:if discuss tmr we go sch then submitSienQuan says:slot into his holeSienQuan says:lolNathan says:tmr i not free wadNathan says:hahaMitchell Davis. says:zzNathan says:his hole?Mitchell Davis. says:u say u free then not freeNathan says:asshole?SienQuan says:pigeon holeMitchell Davis. says:pigeon goleNathan says:i seeNathan says:but i realli not free wadNathan says:hahaSienQuan says:lolnites people =]
9:25 PM
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