If there is one thing i realised, i have grown to love toilets. Its an unstoppable addiction that controls me greatly. The toilet atmosphere greatly decides how one person shitting performance is. Give him a bad toilet and he wun even have the mood to shit. Therefore i have come up with my top 3 list of best toilets to be doing my business in. Ranking number 1.) -Paragon's main floor toilet Number 2.) Newton life church toilet Number 3.) Vincent's house toilet But what is shitting like without buddies to shit with you? And wahlah! I have thought of my "top 3 best buddy to be shitting with" list! Winner! 1.) Jeremy Ong! Runner up! 2.) 2 people actually. Nicholas and Ding yan! 2nd runner up! 3.)Kai! Life in the shitting world is great when you have good toilets and great buddies to shit with you! May this world be filled with great toilets and great shitting buddies. For that time will come when i will see only high quality toilets that i do not need to pay 10 cents for! My lifetime resolution! To live a life like Jesus, to speak like Prophet Elijah! And to shit like Sampson! Amen!
