I aspire to be a man free of vulgarities. Vulgarities is for old grandpappies with saggy dicks...i mean..Penis.
So lets start. With each vulgarity i wanna use, i replace it with the following words.
Fuck - sexual intercourse
fuck your mother - sexual intercourse with your mother
Kanina Chao chee bye - Have sexual intercourse with your smelly vagina
Kiss my ass - kiss my rectum
You jackass - you contemptibly foolish or stupid person.
Suck my smelly balls - draw upon my smelly scrotum
Fucking bitch -female dog having sexual intercourse
So i guess i just gotta be more civilised starting from today. Afterall, there is always a better way to life than hurl vulgarities at everything everytime Terr tries to fuck his dog....i mean. Have sexual intercourse with his dog
So lets take this situation, some ah beng tries to mess around with you. Instead of going=>
"eh, knn ccb, wa kaili gong! Mai seng seng hor!! Chao chee bye. Want play play isit? Suck my balls and kiss my ass i tell you!! CCB!!"
We can always do it the better way am i rite? =>
"Hey!*inserts smiley face* Have sex with your smelly vagina =] Allow me to tell you, dun play around alright? =] Smelly vagina. Draw upon my smelly scrotum and kiss my rectum =] =]"
Now people, doesnt it sound more civilised? Doesnt it sound more friendly? Or maybe there would be another situation. So lets say you catch your girlfriend having sex with your Chihuahua dog like what Terr always does. Instead of going =>
"YOU FUCKING BITCH!! HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME???!! WHO IS DIS JACKASS YOUR ARE FUCKING??!! KNN BU CHAO CHEE BYE!!"
Why not go =>
" YOU female dog having sex!! HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME?? WHO IS DIS contemptibly foolish or stupid person YOU ARE HAVING SEX WITH!?? Have sex with your mom's smelly vagina!!"
Just some random nonsensical post as requested by Terence Wee. Anw, as i was saying in my previous patheticalli fuck shit entry, Terence Wee needs to be laid tonight. I guess all he wants is to make it famous overnight just like Edison Chen's sex fotos.
Anw, guess im going offline soon. Last minute decision by or supervisor that we have to go down to siglap drive to meet some D&F marketing company for details on our final year project. And for nuts sake we have to come back on our own!!
Just gonna leave you contemptibly stupid people with a foto of....ME!! =] I guess i do look good. Remember people, Draw upon my smelly scrotum and kiss my rectum =]
Replies to tags: Venus: haha. Its bueano la tudi. hahaha
HONGSHENGneverdie !: No. Sexy me =] =] =]
ASYIQIN: You owe me treat!! hahaha. I uploaded de fotos eh and teach u chinese. hahaha.
Terr: Buzz off homie! haha. I dun find a gf just to have sex yo!! At least i didnt lose my virginity to my chihuahua. hahahhaa Toorah!! =]
